Baby Jessica House (and the well!) are for sale!

3309 Tanner Drive is for sale!

For only $80.000, a rare piece of American could be yours (or mine!). Don't think I'm not seriously considering buying it and turning it into a museum/performance space. But that means I'd have to hang out in Midland a lot more. With all love and respect, I don't think Midland is my town.

But you should buy it! And let me visit!

WAIT A SECOND! If I bought this house, I would be the owner of the single largest piece of Baby Jessica Kitsch EVER. It would be like buying Baby Jessica herself.

(Thanks to my reader, Brian, for the tip.)

Chip, Reba & Jessica McClure in the hospital after the rescue.

Jessica?

I looked in trash cans, cemetaries, Wal-Marts, Goodwill, Walgreen's, a hot tub, at stoplights, on sidewalks, in parking lots and even at her own house, but I didn't find her.

I left her a note with my phone number and email. Maybe one day she'll call me.